I'm on holiday and suddenly Homey is offline

Jeezzz man, get a life. Preferably without Homey. This is starting to seem a bit (=understatement) compulsive you know?

I’ll stop if you stop making blanket statements like “electronics do have malfunctions regularly”, as if it is not well known that the Homey power adapter has a (much) higher that average failure rate.

Didn’t know that was forbidden, sorry.
Anyway, it is proven that replying to the same person every time just to provoke a reaction IS compulsory behavior. But the good news is that most of the times this can be treated.

Kindren, stop met deze pot verwijt de ketel gebazel s.v.p. (ja, ik weet het, dit is nederlands en dat mag hier ook niet)